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trickstertuna:
weeniehatgeneral:
why did i search spongebob on soundcloud
i’M ALUGHING OS JHARD OHMYT FUCKING GOOD NSE D HELP I’C RIYNG J THIS IS SO FUKCING SUTPID BUT O HMY OGD
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Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
himitsudollz:
man-bro-bukkake-theater:
ivanoooze:
coagulates:
right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
THE SOUND I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.
thekingwizard:
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.